I have written lots of songs and keep writing more. Here is a list of some of my most popular songs:

• A Sprout is Not Only for Christmas
  Campaign to reclaim the reputation of the Brussels sprout [Buy on iTunes]
• Alistair, Darling
  A tribute to the former chancellor
• Alan
  Love song about pocket-sized gardening guru Alan Titchmarsh. [Buy on iTunes]
• Calgon
  A song about love and the power of advertising. [Buy on iTunes]
• Camerap
  David Cameron tells it like it is. [Watch on YouTube]
• Cash Machine
  Romance and banking combine in this 50s-style ditty. [Buy on iTunes]
• Cauliflower
  A plea to get people to stop serving raw cauliflower as a party nibble. It’s evil and wrong.
• Daniel Don’t Like Veg
  Tribute to a veg-hating friend. [Buy on iTunes]
• Dr Moo
  Story of a time-travelling cow. [Watch on YouTube]
• Evil Twin
  Song about the dangers of alcohol.
• Gordon
  Unrequited love for a traffic warden. [Buy on iTunes]
• He’s the Only Fuhrer
  Song about a misguided woman who has fallen for Hitler – inspired by the real-life plight of Unity Mitford. [Buy on iTunes]
• It’s Not Easy Being a Lib Dem
  About the Liberal Democrats – before they were famous.
• Join the Club
  Why being single is great, featuring famous singletons throughout history.
• Lesu’s
  Song about a new Saviour for all man and womankind.
• Man on Park Patrol
  Unrequited love for a park patrol officer.
• Meet Me Under the Mistletoe
  Christmassy song about rebuffing unwanted advances.
• Mobility World
  A tribute to the shop at the end of my road, which sells wheelchairs and Zimmer frames. [Buy on iTunes]
• Mr M
  Song about a nasty man I met on the London Underground. [Buy on iTunes]
• Neighbours
  Why can’t Neighbours be nicer?
• New Year Song (Lots of Lovely Boys to Kiss)
  My hopes for the New Year.
• PC-S-O-S
  An unsatisfactory boyfriend who’s a police community support officer. [Buy on iTunes]
• Pepper Grinder
  The perils of dining out in Italian restaurants. [Buy on iTunes]
• Quantum Chemistry
  A song about dating a quantum physicist.
• Serial Killer (With a Heart of Gold)
  A misunderstood serial killer, who just wants to be loved.
• Shit Olympics
  A somewhat pessimistic song about the London 2012 Olympics.
• Shove Off John
  Wishing an annoying allotment Neighbour would go away. [Buy on iTunes]
• Slug Rap
  Rap about all gardeners’ worst enemy.
• Small Instrument
  About liking men who play the ukulele.
• Song for my Stalker
  When love turns to obsession.
• Special Wombat Song
  Desperately wanting to see a wombat in Australia. [Buy on iTunes]
• Steiner Song
  A tribute to Steiner school education.
• Tea For One
  About being single.
• To Whoever Stole My Giant Marrow
  Cautionary tale about a marrow thief. [Buy on iTunes]
• Tony
  Secretly wishing Tony Blair was PM again.
• Too Many Men
  So many men, so little time.
• Torn Between Two Brothers
  Ed or David Miliband? Too hard to decide.
• Wedding Song (You Can’t Have Fun When You’re Married)
  Celebration of marriage (sort of). [Buy on iTunes]
• Why I Hate the French
  About being jealous of the French (I don’t really hate them). [Buy on iTunes]
• U!
  Why I love ukuleles.
• Ukulele Christmas
  Jolly uke-themed Christmas song.