I have written lots of songs and keep writing more. Here is a list of some of my most popular songs:
- A Sprout is Not Only for Christmas
Campaign to reclaim the reputation of the Brussels sprout [Buy on iTunes] - Alistair, Darling
A tribute to the former chancellor - Alan
Love song about pocket-sized gardening guru Alan Titchmarsh. [Buy on iTunes] - Calgon
A song about love and the power of advertising. [Buy on iTunes] - Camerap
David Cameron tells it like it is. [Watch on YouTube] - Cash Machine
Romance and banking combine in this 50s-style ditty. [Buy on iTunes] - Cauliflower
A plea to get people to stop serving raw cauliflower as a party nibble. It’s evil and wrong. - Daniel Don’t Like Veg
Tribute to a veg-hating friend. [Buy on iTunes] - Dr Moo
Story of a time-travelling cow. [Watch on YouTube] - Evil Twin
Song about the dangers of alcohol. - Gordon
Unrequited love for a traffic warden. [Buy on iTunes] - He’s the Only Fuhrer
Song about a misguided woman who has fallen for Hitler – inspired by the real-life plight of Unity Mitford. [Buy on iTunes] - It’s Not Easy Being a Lib Dem
About the Liberal Democrats – before they were famous. - Join the Club
Why being single is great, featuring famous singletons throughout history. - Lesus
Song about a new saviour for all man and womankind. - Man on Park Patrol
Unrequited love for a park patrol officer. - Meet Me Under the Mistletoe
Christmassy song about rebuffing unwanted advances. - Mobility World
A tribute to the shop at the end of my road, which sells wheelchairs and zimmer frames. [Buy on iTunes] - Mr M
Song about a nasty man I met on the London Underground. [Buy on iTunes] - Neighbours
Why can’t neighbours be nicer? - New Year Song (Lots of Lovely Boys To Kiss)
My hopes for the New Year. - PC-S-O-S
An unsatisfactory boyfriend who’s a police community support officer. [Buy on iTunes] - Pepper Grinder
The perils of dining out in Italian restaurants. [Buy on iTunes] - Quantum Chemistry
A song about dating a quantum physicist. - Serial Killer (With a Heart of Gold)
A misunderstood serial killer, who just wants to be loved. - Shit Olympics
A somewhat pessimistic song about the London 2012 Olympics. - Shove Off John
Wishing an annoying allotment neighbour would go away. [Buy on iTunes] - Slug Rap
Rap about all gardeners’ worst enemy. - Small Instrument
About liking men who play the ukulele. - Song for my Stalker
When love turns to obsession. - Special Wombat Song
Desperately wanting to see a wombat in Australia. [Buy on iTunes] - Steiner Song
A tribute to Steiner school education. - Tea For One
About being single. - To Whoever Stole My Giant Marrow
Cautionary tale about a marrow thief. [Buy on iTunes] - Tony
Secretly wishing Tony Blair was PM again. - Too Many Men
So many men, so little time. - Torn Between Two Brothers
Ed or David Miliband? Too hard to decide. - Wedding Song (You Can’t Have Fun When You’re Married)
Celebration of marriage (sort of). [Buy on iTunes] - Why I Hate the French
About being jealous of the French (I don’t really hate them). [Buy on iTunes] - U!
Why I love ukuleles. - Ukulele Christmas
Jolly uke-themed Christmas song.